self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
So today I was out looking for a Christmas tree with my family when I saw this adorable puppy in a cart wearing a sweater and so, obviously, I bugged the fuck out of said puppy (whose name was Munchkin Princess btw). Munchkin’s owner started talking to me and somewhere along the way she gave me her business card to email her about contacting her daughter to act as Snow White in her children party planning thingy. And then the woman proceeds to tell me that her daughter is also an actress so she may be able to help me get my foot in the door.
All of this happened because I decided to pet Munchkin Princess.
Thank you doge.
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
I’M GOING TO BUY SEXY LINGERIE THIS WEEKEND AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME